Finally, People On The Cover I Recognize

So I’m standing in the checkout line and I spot the Globe, screaming all about Bill & Hilliary Clinton in “The Final Split”.

Seems Hillary has gone lesbian and is leaving “dying” Bill.

I laughed so hard and blurted out loud, “Yeah, if Hillary were lesbian, I’m sure Bill would be thrilled.”

Ooooh, yeah.

Not that the cover, at least, says Bill minded. It focuses on Hillary dumping him. But I’m pretty sure it would still make Bill pretty happy.

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