The Stretch Genie says it will stretch your shoes and gloves “magically” so that they will fit. Is it made with vaginal juices? …Cuz a vagina will stretch a mile before it will tear an inch.
Don’t know who Marcia Clark is?
Every time that GE television commercial airs — the one which has them boasting in the bar about their
turbans turbines “help” to make Budweiser beer, I want to scream, “Yeah, you’d have to drink a lot if you work for a company that also “helped” babies be born without skulls.”