The Stretch Genie says it will stretch your shoes and gloves “magically” so that they will fit. Is it made with vaginal juices? …Cuz a vagina will stretch a mile before it will tear an inch.
Don’t know who Marcia Clark is?
The Stretch Genie says it will stretch your shoes and gloves “magically” so that they will fit. Is it made with vaginal juices? …Cuz a vagina will stretch a mile before it will tear an inch.
Don’t know who Marcia Clark is?
Every time that GE television commercial airs — the one which has them boasting in the bar about their turbans turbines “help” to make Budweiser beer, I want to scream, “Yeah, you’d have to drink a lot if you work for a company that also “helped” babies be born without skulls.”