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Too Bad We Couldn’t Get A Bottle Of This Stuff To Marcia Clark

Posted on May 18, 2012 by Tear-Stained Merkin
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The Stretch Genie says it will stretch your shoes and gloves “magically” so that they will fit. Is it made with vaginal juices? …Cuz a vagina will stretch a mile before it will tear an inch.

Don’t know who Marcia Clark is?

Posted in Ad Weak, Fashion, This Just In | Tagged advertising, in bad taste | Leave a reply

You’d Be Drunk Too

Posted on March 6, 2012 by Tear-Stained Merkin
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Every time that GE television commercial airs — the one which has them boasting in the bar about their turbans turbines “help” to make Budweiser beer, I want to scream, “Yeah, you’d have to drink a lot if you work for a company that also “helped” babies be born without skulls.”

Posted in Ad Weak, Body, Don't Play Dumb | Tagged advertising, dumbing down, sins | Leave a reply
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